oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via jadehariey)

sfingosella:

yummytomatoes:

couldn’t help myself 
some update daves 

thank you, yummy. if ever there was a time for big globby tears, it is right now.

(via jadehariey)

gundamibuki:

gamsee:

gundamibuki:

psst hey gamsee

who where

you resposnded too dfast i didn’t have time to think of a joke fuck